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Que empiece la revolución.
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this gets funnier every year
THERE IS ONE THING ABOUT BEING EVIL AND HERE IT IS.
I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO
I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES
IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME
IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES
I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS
your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED
PSA FROM THE NETHERLANDS INCOMING
I’m from the Netherlands. More specifically, I am from the tulip heaven named Lisse. Which also houses the world famous and largest garden anywhere, the Keukenhof.
Now here’s a little thing I know about you guys. You love tulips. So you enter the fields which are surrounded by ditches and fences (because you’re not allowed to), you drop down in the flowers to take a picture and then walk right through them because you’re bored of them already.
Here’s the deal.
STOP WALKING THROUGH THE FUCKING TULIPS.
I can’t press this point enough. Walking through the flowers is obviously very bad for them. If someone jumped into your garden and started walking through your beloved flowers, would you be ok with that? I think not. To make it worse, the farmers here make money off of these things. You’re cutting into their profit. Don’t give me the shit about how your tourism lets them make money, because it doesn’t.
The farmers here don’t see any of the money you people spend in this town.
They make money off of selling the bulbs. Which you guys are ruining by spreading diseases with your feet trashing the place. Not even mentioning the idiots that bring their dogs in here.
It’s NOT ok.
What angers us even more is when you starting picking the flowers. That’s stealing you dick shit. It’s stealing and it’s extremely unnecessary. You know why? Because they’re sold for practically NOTHING along the side of the streets. Today we bought 5 bouquets of high quality tulips for 5 euros. That’s roughly 8 dollars. If you don’t want to dish out less than 2 bucks for a fucking tulip bouquet (Which are actually sold by the farmers if you look for the right stand), then you have no right to even look at the fucking fields.
Please just stop ruining the flowers. You’re not the only person who wants to enjoy the flowers. So stop being selfish and harmful towards what makes my town beautiful during spring.
I’ll even give you a little tip as a thank you for reading. If you are in Lisse (or anywhere in Holland), don’t buy tulip bulbs. They’re the batch from last year and they will likely not grow. The man selling them will say they will grow within 6 weeks but he’s lying because you’re nothing more than a stupid tourist to him. This really angers the higher quality bulb farmers around the area. Tulip bulbs are meant to be bought around September to December, so that they look lovely in Spring. Because they’re spring flowers. In September they’re the freshest. In May? You’re buying from the September before that. They’re scamming you. Summer bulbs? You can buy those! Don’t worry about that!
i just found an old notebook from like the first grade and omfg it was all horror stories and there was one called ‘the grater’ and it was about a guy who used a cheese grater to sHAVE PEOPLE’S FACES OFF WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME
Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni.
omg the 4th picture, im dying, it is so cute
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