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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(vía punkgroupie)

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

(vía s-ognare)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(vía s-ognare)

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

step 1: stop being an asshole

(vía como-recordarte)

pamhalperts:

I really hate that watching TV is associated with being lazy and boring while reading books is associated with being smart and profound. Both are really fucking great ways of telling stories and if you find a story that moves you, whether it’s a 900 page novel, a tv show, a film, a comic, or a sentence engraved on a slice of bread IT IS WORTHY OF YOUR TIME!!

(vía markacrossmyheart)